"I miss when you liked me."- Six Word Story #10 (via clearlypositive)
Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Lizzy: Very well. Only I wish you would not call me my dear.
Mr. Darcy: Why?
Lizzy: Cause that's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
Lizzy: Well, let me think. "Lizzy" for everyday, "my pearl" for sundays and "goddess divine" but only on very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And what shall I call you when I'm cross? MRs. Darcy?
Lizzy: No. No, you may only call me "Mrs. Darcy" when you are completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: So how are you this evening, Mrs. Darcy? ...Mrs. Darcy? ...Mrs. Darcy? ...Mrs. Darcy? ...Mrs. Darcy?
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…
“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.”
- john berger, ways of seeing
selfie culture is reclaiming our image and regaining control over how we are depicted that is why selfies are so derided and written off as vanity, thats why those who take selfies are routinely mocked and belittled, thats why time magazine used the image of a teenage girl taking a selfie as the marker of everything that is (supposedly) wrong with the millennial generation
the world would prefer it that we remained the muse, they don’t like that we’re becoming the artist
Guy: So what are you studying?
Guy: Well I watch the Big Bang Theory so I understand that
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
"- Michelle K., Hurricanes. (via michellekpoems)
There is this odd trend
of taken women
saying they are too much,
and how the men they love
are amazing for dealing with them.
Love should not be a responsibility.
You should not have to deal with me.
Just because a woman is wild
does not mean she is difficult.
He is not a martyr for loving me
through the good
and not so good.
Some mornings I will wake up swinging,
you do not get a gold star
for still loving me.
Some mornings I will wake up like a lamb,
you do not get a gold star
for loving me.
I am not a hurricane of a girl,"
you always have the chance to leave.